wednesday, 330 am... Migraine dreams swirl 'round Mom and me at Taco Bell Circling in a cab Where is the drive-thru? Where is the blasted window? Head throbbing, I wake
read the article in the baltimore sun Testified last night County's banning tanning beds for children and teens Board of Health wanted melanoma surviors to go on record Our foundation was invited - they asked me It was most awesome
to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Raindeer... Lulu the haiku blogger grew a very bulbous zit And when she woke and saw it don't ya know she said "Oh sh*t!"
All of the other bloggers told her that it's not so bad but Lulu thought she heard them laugh at her behind their hands
Then that balmy springtime night Lulu got a grip Bought herself some Oxy10 And her nose was good again
Then all the bloggers’ comments Told our gal to be cool Lulu the haiku blogger You’re not back in high school
an april scavenger hunt/rant in three acts I. Wabbit Season Where are the bunnies?!? Should be hippity-hopping in the grass by now II. Buzz Kill Can't find yellow Peeps!! C'mon people - yellow chicks How basic is that??? III. Ides of April Where's my 1040?? Seen my W2 'round? Tax day's almost here