Eleven Days Later

photo's from today

Boy howdy, I tripped

Slammed down full weight on one knee

Can you guess which one?

Last week it was black

and swollen big as my fist

Doesn't hurt much, though

son of a b...

no postcards from this trip

green and purple flesh
knee throbs, grows ever larger
big boobs saved my face

Null

it's been a while...

I've got nothing, folks
Work has left me a dry husk
Will try again soon

Toxic

keep your carcinogens to yourself

your cigarette smoke
assaults me at the stop light
i breathe your poison

Blogville Sing-Along

to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Raindeer...

Lulu the haiku blogger
grew a very bulbous zit
And when she woke and saw it
don't ya know she said "Oh sh*t!"

All of the other bloggers
told her that it's not so bad
but Lulu thought she heard them
laugh at her behind their hands

Then that balmy springtime night
Lulu got a grip
Bought herself some Oxy10
And her nose was good again

Then all the bloggers’ comments
Told our gal to be cool
Lulu the haiku blogger
You’re not back in high school

Rocky Mountain High

John Denver program
last night on public tv
Song's stuck in my head

Miller High Life

weekend wordsmith prompt: champagne

Dad's rare indulgence
The champagne of bottled beers
One juice glass only

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